simply complex;

I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty.

the best text I’ve ever received

(Source: battleagainsttheworld)

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(Source: j0hhnn)

I only want you.

Midnight thoughts (wish you were here)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.

Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot
monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE
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monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

amandaschronicles:

satitsfied:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

how many puppies does that lady have in that bag

more like PUGpocketing!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am trash. {

amandaschronicles:

satitsfied:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

how many puppies does that lady have in that bag

more like PUGpocketing!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am trash.

(Source: foxadhd.com)

The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

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(Source: 0mnis-e)

(Source: poyzn)