I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty.
I only want you.
Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.
nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
how many puppies does that lady have in that bag
more like PUGpocketing!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am trash.
The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.